Made in Colorado, USA
WARNING: These Devices are not Greeting Cards. These are Weapons of Self-Expression, Vanquishers of Poor Communication, and Guardians of Vulnerability to be used for the greater good of humanity. All created with Love and Empowerment and always Made for All Humans.

Santa Needs Her Vodka Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Next Year Get Your Shit Together / Love Santa Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Shit It's Cold Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
So Glad You Didn’t Turn Out To Be A Serial Killer Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
The First 30 Years of Childhood Are Always The Hardest Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Santa Sloth Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
I'd Totally Pee on You Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Shit It’s Cold Flamingo Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
I Raptor Present Happy Holidays Edition Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Believe Loch Ness Monster Holiday Edition Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Feliz Navidad Piñata Holiday Edition Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
I Wish You Could See Yourself The Way I Do Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Well I Know Someone Doesn’t Pull Out Baby Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Toilet Paper Christmas Tree 2020 Holiday Edition Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sloth Holiday Card
Thanks For Making Me Feel / Shit’s Gonna Be Okay Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You’re Not Normal / I Like It Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You're My Favorite Notification Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Create It Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Los Dinosaurios Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Maggie's Penguinos Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Deez Nutz Nutcracker Holiday Card
Accidentally Swiped Right / Zero Regrets Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
I Hit It But Couldn’t Quit It Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You’re A Fucking Miracle Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
My Life Would Suck Without You Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Do it for the Ho Ho Ho’s Rudolph Holiday Card
I Don’t Get This Adulting Thing Either Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Slap a Little Lipstick on You’ll be Fine Empathy Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Dayummm… I’d Hit That Piñata Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Pepper Spray First Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Politics May Be F***ed / Your Face is Cute Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
It’s Okay Not to Be Okay Empathy Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Raptor Your Present Birthday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Grown That Way Botanical Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You Spark Joy / So I Keep You Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Let It Bee Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
A Soft Heart in a Cruel / Not Weakness Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
We Mature with Damage Not Age Birthday Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
More Issues Than National Geographic Empathy Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Holy Forking Shirtballs Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Shut Your Face & Kiss Me Holiday Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You Do You / Unicorn At Heart Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
FEAR / Face Everything & Rise Empowerment Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Lets Get Together & Drink About It Empathy Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
Maybe This Will Be The Best Adventure Ever Love Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter
You’re Fucking Adorable Card-Greeting Cards-Arsenal By Blake Hunter